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Don’t miss this acclaimed stage version of Anthony Horowitz’s hilarious novel introducing the Diamond Brothers Detective Agency. Tim is the world’s worst private investigator, so can the help of his clever younger brother Nick be enough to crack their toughest case yet?
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New Old Friends and James Seabright present:
THE FALCON'S MALTESER
by Anthony Horowitz
Don’t miss this acclaimed stage version of Anthony Horowitz’s hilarious novel introducing the Diamond Brothers Detective Agency. Tim is the world’s worst private investigator, so can the help of his clever younger brother Nick be enough to crack their toughest case yet?
A solitary box of Maltesers is delivered by a miniature Mexican, but what’s so special about these chocolates that half of London's criminal underworld are willing to kill for them? New Old Friends’ acclaimed adaptation features four actors playing dozens of characters, comedy songs, and a fully realised car chase on stage!
CRITIC'S CHOICE - Best Family Shows - The Guardian
"Exhilarating fun for old and young alike"
★★★★ Whatsonstage.com
“Delightful old-school romp of a detective story”
★★★★ Broadway Baby
“Fantastic feel-good theatre”
★★★★ Fringe Review
“Excellent show for both young and old”
★★★★ Primary Times
Adapted by Feargus Woods Dunlop
Directed by Lee Lyford with Heather Westwell
Designed by Carl Davies
Originally produced by New Old Friends in association with Theatre Royal Bath’s egg and Newbury Corn Exchange
PERFORMANCES
Previews: 17th- 19th July 2019
Performances: 20th July - 25th August 2019
Tuesday - Sunday
Tue - Sat 7pm
Wed, Sat & Sun 3pm
Post Show Q&A on 20th July 3pm matinee
TICKETS
Previews
Early Bird £15
Gold £20
Diamond £25
Performance Run:
Early Bird £25
Gold £30
Diamond £35
All tickets include a Souvenir programme worth £5
RUN TIME
80 mins with no interval
Latecomers shall not be admitted
FURTHER INFORMATION
Recommended for ages 8+
For access tickets, please call 08448157141
Entrance to THE FALCON'S MALTESER is via our Launcelot Street entrance
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